Blithering idiot

Other than reading Monday Morning Quarterback, one of the highlights of the day after a game for me is to check my voicemail in the office. Lots of gems can be found there including the weekly "You're an idiot" remarks. It's kind of my personal version of Monday Morning Quarterback.

This week, I've officially reached the level of "blithering idiot" which essentially means I'm an idiot who speaks incoherently. I love it. Here's the text of what I'd like to call the "voicemail of the week."

Voice call received 8:35 p.m. , Monday September 17. 20 seconds.

Hey, you are a blithering idiot. Your [darn] articles suck. All you are is a, uh, copycat, uh, stats, uh, reporter. And your statement about not much of an impressive game is way out of there. What is not impressive about winning? Why dont you get a clue idiot.

The introduction to this blog says that readers will sometimes be subjected to incessant ramblings about nothing. Well, this was the first of many to come. By the way, what do you guys think about S Gerald Sensabaugh possibly being out for an extended period of time? With Donovin Darius now in Miami, perhaps the club brings back Jacksonville native Jamaal Fudge.

Your thoughts?